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Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u go away, she finds new device Man is like wi-fi, many devices can connect 2him at a time

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

zindagi ki khubsurti yeh nahi ki aap kitne “KHUSH” he.zindagi ki asal khubsurtito yeh he ki duniya aap se kitni “KHUSH” he.

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye… Papa: Waiter, . 1 beer aur 1 ice – cream lao . . Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa? Ap bhi beer pijiye na…

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai? . Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga. . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to? . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.

1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands? . . 2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS. . . 1st Lady: Why? . 2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!
Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!